Ack! Yarn Sale tomorrow!!!! But I have no cash.... what to do?

Sent to me from my local yarn shop, The Knitter's Studio in menlo park

"The Witching Hour
IT'S DOWNRIGHT GOULISH
Saturday October 30, 9:00 pm to 11:00 pm

We're having a sale (with a party of course!) that'll scare all the
goblins and ghosts away!

After you put your children to bed, come collect your goodies at The
Knitter's Studio. We will re-open on Saturday night from 9:00 till
11:00 to bring you all kinds of specials and goings on.

Tombstone discounts will save you 30% on a huge selection of popular
yarns. Yarns like Giocco, Rumba, Adriafil, Dazzlelash, Luna, Mission
Falls, India Cotton, GGH Celine, and Mulberry Silk. There's too many
to list them all! Whether you're a mummy or a goblin, the savings
this evening are to die for!

Then, as an ultimate ghostly act, we'll have a spooky draw basket at
the cash register that will save you an additional 10% to 75% off
your entire purchase - regularly priced yarns, accessories, jewelry,
and books from anywhere in the studio -- and even on the already
discounted yarns!! Yes, double savings!

NOW THAT'S SCARY! DON'T MISS OUT! "

I think I'll just go to tempt myself